Wow, guys, seriously--those are some messed up search strings!
I howled at reading some of them, like " cannibal cantaloupe with sinus infections" and "belly button fuzz removal spectacles testicles". Oh, and "muse pervert shower writer"? Jami, that one is just too awesome for words.
I hope everyone had as much fun as I did. Thanks everyone for embracing the weird and sharing your search strings! By random generator, the winners are:
Winners can send me their first page once it's ready, via attachment, to my email here. Please format in 12 pt times new roman, double spaced, with a title and genre on the page.
Hope everyone is having a stellar, and perhaps slightly weird, week! Strange is what makes the world go round :)