HOLY ZOMBIES I AM SO IMPRESSED!
Boy, my minions sent out the challenge and you all answered the call. Great job, people!
Seeing as I just got back from my vay-cay and have way too much of that laundry/unpacking/grocery shopping type stuff to do, I'm extending the contest a bit longer. I'll announce a winner later this week, so stay tuned, and if you want to get a last minute entry in for a chance at a first chapter critique, now's the time to do it! Just add your Haiku (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables) to the comment section of either this post or the main one. And don't forget, if you link to the contest, you'll get an extra chance to win!